Because the answer, apparently, is: "I'd be a corpse!" Oh, and hey! Threatening to kill yourself if your partner leaves isn't loving. Investing all your happiness and sense of self-worth in any relationship - one that, by definition, might one day end - is putting a lot of eggs in one basket. Sure, God may only know what you'd be without her, but God probably also hopes you have, I don't know, some hobbies. "Yeah! Hell yeah! What was her name again?" Photo by Jim Semlor/Federal Highway Administration. One person cannot be anyone's be-all and end-all. And it prevents you from doing you, which is a thing that's gotta be done before you can do anything else. Sure, it's a blatant rip off of every Michael Jackson song you've ever heard. Here's why the song sounds romantic: Treasure, that is what you are But, we don't have Michael Jackson anymore, and as tribute acts go, you could do a lot worse than Bruno Mars. Pass those lyrics to anyone on a used napkin at an eighth-grade make-out party and you'll likely get an instant toll pass on the highway to tongue-town (ew). Pass them to your spouse and, chances are, date night is going to culminate in 47 minutes of chaste-yet-passionate frenching.
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